I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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