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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
