Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
