Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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