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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.

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(310): View more from California

my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.

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(205): View more from Alabama

there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?

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(707): View more from California

Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!

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(925): View more from California

FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow

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