...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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