these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
