pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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