just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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