trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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