love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I will pee on everything he values.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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