So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just cut my nipple shaving
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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