he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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