Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You took a bar mat shot.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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