Jerry, you need to find god
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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