I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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