love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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