last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just googled if crying burns calories
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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