How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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