just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
hell yes lets make some ravioli
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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