please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
