dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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