what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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