He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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