I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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