Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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