Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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