Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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