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Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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