garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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