She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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