it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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