: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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