I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Come on in and take your pants off
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