Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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