My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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