I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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