why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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