dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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