how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You were trust falling into bushes
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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