I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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