Don't you send me to vm
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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