What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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