I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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