Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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