u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
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no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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