That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
tell me about the eggs
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