but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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