What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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