: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
