im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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