You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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