So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
