Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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