just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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