My friends, they love my intelligence
He kissed a someone with a penis
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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