You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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